Now, I normally love a bit of JK-angrier than Trisha before him and so much more patronising it's wickedly wonderful BUT..
Yesterday I had the day off work and so settled down to watch Jezza prior to heading out, and his guests where teenage tearaways and their hopeless parents.
All three young girls were fiesty, smug, drinking, bunking,swearing bad girls and were all around 15.
To smarten them up, Jezza and co decided to take them to..A FINISHING SCHOOL!!!
yep, these institutions still exsist, whereby a young lady can learn to walk properly, apply terrible makeup (uber orange and bright red lipstick..nice) and learn to get out of a car properly. The last lesson was taught just in case the young lady met "a rich gentleman friend who had a nice car". SERIOUSLY..
I know it's trashy and horrible but I had hoped for better. One of the girls said she'd like to be a lawyer when she grows up. Having only attending school for about an hour a day, obviously this would be quite tricky. Why didn't they take her to meet a lawyer? To talk to someone about the profession and all the hard work neccessary to become a lawyer!!??
Nope, this girl didn't need educational motivation, she needed to walk properly.
Excellent work.
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